Asian Pick up lines

Looking for the greatest Asian pick up lines? Well look no further. These asian pick up lines are designet to make you laugh. They make fun of some of the common types of Asia, but remember it is all just for laughs, but you might get lucky by using some of the these Asian pick up lines!

  • I just want to know your name.
  • I nobody but you.
  • I want you to my future children how to say your name.
  • You look so hot, do you happen to be a descendant from Hiroshiman?
  • I’m all by myself, but it is all good.
  • Are all the seats in your heart taken? My feet ache from wandering all town looking for you.
  • I would like a nap in your heart.
  • I am on fire, but you keep standing straight.
  • Give me some chocolate.
  • I cannot explain how I feel.
  • Hello! Hello! How may I help you?
  • Hello! Hello! Tell me what you want right now.
  • Get on the floor. The dance floor.
  • Will you be my girlfriend? I know we just met and all, but time is money my friend!
  • You would not find anyone like me because I am the best.
  • Let me tell you something you already know, I really like you.
  • Let me tell you something you do not know, I really like you.
  • Love is like a jungle. Capture your prey or be captured.
  • Hello! Hello! The moon represents my heart.

Even more Asian pick up lines

  • You really look like Margaret Cho.
  • Are you from China? Because I’m China get on you.
  • You just stole my heart.
  • Are you from Thailand? Because I am sending you to Bangkok tonight.
  • Are you from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Japanies.
  • Are you half caste? Like half cute – half sexy.
  • You do look like Lucy Liu.
  • Is your last name Hu? You really look like Kelly Hu.
  • Asians get free access into my heart.
  • Do you really eat dogs?
  • You would not be sari if you become my friend.
  • You are so cool, I mean, for an Asian.
  • Did you know mosquitoes kill? Hurry, get under my mosquito net.
  • There is nothing I would love more than to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon
  • I bet you really give good massages, I mean look at your hands.
  • I have yellow fever and you are the only cure.
  • White girls are a total turn off. Only Asians make me smile.
  • I heard Asian girls know a lot of things. Would you like to show me one or two?
  • I heard there is no stopping Asian girls. I challenge you to prove it to me.
  • Would it amaze you that I know all about the 38th parallel?
  • I know some amazing tae kwon do styles. Would you like me to show you?
  • Your eyes. Where have I seen them before? A-ha! They remind me of almonds.
  • Would you like to ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave you breathless?
  • I look like a nerd. It is disguise. I cannot have the world melting over my hotness.
  • I am willing to be your yang if you will be my yin.
  • Do you have any Asian in you? Can I lend you some?
  • Asia is so cute, I gotta borrow some of yours for my future kids.