Banana Pick up lines

Bananas! Bananas!! Bananas!!!

We’ll try not to make you go Bananas with our amazing Banana pick up lines. Bananas do not only signify going crazy though, they can be sexually suggestive when used in a pick up line. And incredibly, they work! Whether you are emphasizing the length, girth or curve of the filling fruit, it sends a message of your ability to the subject of your attraction.

Banana pick up lines are most effective in clubs or social gatherings with daring and fun women. 

A woman can equally use these pick up lines to put a man at ease while showing him that you are exciting and can give it as good as you get. On this note, we have compiled a fun list of easy Banana pick up lines that are guaranteed to get you a hot date without making you seem like a rude freak. At the end of the day, everyone enjoys a banana or two in them!

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  • Do you like pie? (awesome! Me too) Would you like to come over to my place and make some banana cream pie with me?
  • Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.
  • Hey, would you like to help with my banana? I think it’s not peeling fine.
  • What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?
  • I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?
  • I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.
  • Despite my looks, I’m not bent.
  • You must be the top banana here.
  • Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?
  • Wanna hear something shocking, I’m bananas for you!
  • I have an apeeling idea, why don’t we split this joint and get coffee?
  • Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!
  • I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas)
  • Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.
  • You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.
  • You’re amazing, let’s never split!
  • Damn girl, you make a man-go bananas.
  • Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

A few more great banana pick up lines

  • Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel!
  • What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit? (Sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana…na…! Banana…na…!
  • What do you call banana skins? Slippers
  • When banana farmers get their heart broke, what do they sing? Nothing but Peelings.
  • Why did the banana visit the doctor? He felt he had a splitting headache.
  • Guess what I say to my bananas when leaving the house? I’m going bananas.
  • What made the banana go out with the prune? He couldn’t find a date.
  • What is the fastest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
  • Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
  • Crocodiles make shoes, and bananas make? Slippers!
  • What are solid gold bananas called? A bunch of money.
  • How do you spell banana? E, V, I, L.
  • What do bananas drink; Coke or Pepsi? Neither, they drink blood because they are evil.
  • How did Iceland repel the banana attack? They froze them.
  • Why did the banana go to the hairdressing salon? It had split ends! 
  • Name the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
  • What is the banana’s signature move for sighting monkeys? The split move!
  • Why don’t you shop at the Banana Republic? Because the workers look like a bunch of dicks.

  • What do you call the fruit that doesn’t take orders from anyone? The top banana.
  • Why did the banana fail her driving test? She kept peeling out.
  • What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
  • What makes bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon alike? Everything.
  • Why did the lad lose his job in a fruit processing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
  • How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
  • Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
  • Why don’t bananas snore? Because they try not to wake up the rest of the bunch.
  • Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
  • What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana with a cucumber costume put on!
  • What’s the best way to get King Kong to be calm and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
  • What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
  • What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
  • What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
  • What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
  • What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
  • How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
  • What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
  • What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
  • Why did the monkey want the banana? The banana had appeal!
  • What do you call bananas that don’t stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
  • Why are bananas never lonely? Cause they hang around in bunches.
  • Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
  • Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene? Cause they have Appeal!
  • Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
  • Banana: Doctor, Doctor. Banana: I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull yourself together.
  • Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.

What’s better than a bunch of bananas? The right lines to break the ice with that cute lady you want to approach. This list gives you everything you need to get her number, and maybe do other stuff too. Find some more great pick up lines here.