Baseball pick up lines

Welcome to this list with the best Baseball pick up lines. Are you interested in baseball and are you thinking about speaking to that sweet guy or girl? Well, if they are interested in Baseball then here is your chance to impress with one of these funny lines!

List with all the Baseball pick up lines

  • Do I look anything like a fielder’s choice?
  • Would you like to bat for me?
  • If you were an outfielder, would you catch me? Always?
  • I am about to calculate some pif at home, would you like to join?
  • I am taking a chance; a joke? The Blue Jays. Somethng serious? My feelings for you.
  • So, is it my dugout or yours?   
  • How good is your catch? Because I am falling for you.   
  • I am falling for you. And I hope you have good catches, I do not want to reach the ground.   
  • Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
  • You better get on deck circle because you are up next.
  • So, I am off base and my lead off is not any great. Would you let me take you on a date? That I could make great.
  • Would you permit me to pinch hit on you?
  • You look like a reliever, I’d like to sign you up for a lifelong contract with a vesting option.
  • Hey, I think I am falling in glove with you. Would you catch me?
  • You better have a good catch, my trip for you is getting real.
  • Hey, I think you are quite the catch.
  • Give me your number so I can make the call.
  • Personally, I am not interested but the umpire in me wants your number so he can make the call.

More funny and cheesy Baseball pick up lines

  • You are warming me up. Do we, by chance, happen to be in the bullpen?
  • You look like an angel, do you happen to be in the outfield.
  • You look like a third base coach who is going to wave me home.
  • Why do you look so familiar? Oh yes, the third base coach. C’mon wave me home.
  • Do you know your way around the bases?
  • Would you like to know what else I can lay down for you? A sacrifice.
  • I know you might get this a lot, but I could go bat for you.
  • Ever seen a diamond? If you date me, you will see one.
  • Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
  • Would you like me to show you my spitball?
  • Just so you know, you would not have to worry about broken bats with me.
  • Would you sign me up for your fan club?
  • Do you think you could tame my diamond back?
  • Did you know you had more members on your fan club than you would imagine?
  • I have been warming up this bench for you.
  • Ah. I feel faint, did you just hit me? With a pitch?
  • I think I will slamming something out of the park tonight.
  • So, you must be baseball, because I am hitting.
  • Hello. Do you play baseball? I cannot even pronounce it.
  • Do you have a club? Or would you like to lead your fan club?
  • Hey, why do I have this strong feeling that I am about to fall in glove with you.