Bear Pick Up Lines 


Bears are very beautiful animals with acute hearing and super sense of smell. In fact they can identify smells much fainter than those humans can. They also have excellent night vision that helps them forage for fruits at night. You can be the bear and woo a beautiful girl’s heart from a crowd using bear pick up lines. They are clever and cute and any cute girl will definitely love them. If you happen to be in a park and spot a cute girl then these bear pick up lines will boost your odds of landing her.

  • I lost my bear, will you sleep with me? 
  • You want to see a bear show? Join me next weekend. 
  • They early bear get the best fruit, but you can show up at anytime and still get a bite. 
  • When you drop a bear on the ice, it breaks the ice. Can I be your bear and break this silence?
  • Call me a bear, because I know the kind of fruit that will be best for you. 
  • Somebody told me you like bears, will you come with me to my place and see a white one?
  • I am called Teddy, will I call you teddy bear because I want you to be mine. 
  • My bear is dead; can I play with your hair instead?
  • It’s bear hunting season and a bear like you shouldn’t be out in the open. 
  • If you were a bear I would be Teddy so that you could be Teddy bear. 
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me warm like bears keep their young ones?
  • Hey girl, you are a pure bred, because you are more beautiful than a polar bear. 
  • If I were a bear I would be on your breasts because they are fruity. 
  • I hear they call me yoggie bear. You want to know why? Follow me to my place. 
  • Have you ever kissed a bear between the ears? Would you like to? 
  • Will you great the great polar bear? It’s in my house.