Overview of dog pick up Lines
- Oh, wow! You’ve got yourself a really nice dog there. Does it have a phone number?
- What does her dog and her phone have in common? They both have collar I.D on them!
- It was truly love at first sniff.
- Whoa! Look at those amazing puppies over there!
- I’d be an obedient dog just for you, my fair lady.
- I want to take you go see Mama. So, are we going over to your doghouse or mine?
- I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?
- (Sniffs) You smell really familiar.
- Is this where you pee every time?
- This morning my dog was busy dog was busy chasing his tail. I think the poor thing was just trying to make both ends meet.
- The babe is as cold as a Chili dog.
- Can I fetch you a tennis ball?
- I’ll follow you everywhere you go. Your beauty has put a leash around my life.
- If I say ‘bitch’, you should know I mean it as a compliment!
- (Sees friends coming) Wow, who let the dogs out?
- Come on, don’t make me beg for it like this?
- Is it warm out here or are am I in heat?
- You want to know why the dog didn’t speak to his foot? Because it doesn’t make sense to speak back to talk back to your paw!
- If you are interested, I’m looking for a leash-free relationship.
- I enjoy being pawed.
More dog pick up lines
- I swear, babe, a day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches, for real.
- Hello, Mister. Howl are you doing right there?
- What do you get anytime you cross a sheepdog holding a rose? You get a collie-flower! If you let me be your tramp, I’ll be your lady.
- I ran here to fetch you. So let’s get going already, shall we?
- I’m a bulldog in the sheets, but a poodle in the streets.
- What do you get to call a big dog that meditated? Aware wolf!
- Is that you dogs tail wagging all the time I’m around, or are you just always happy to see me?
- How can you make a dog stop smelling? You just hold its nose!
- If you agree to go on a date with me, I’ll but you a liver treat.
- I’ve gone through all the dog parks in the world to find a ‘bitch’ like you.
- Who got you steamed so well? Cause you look like a freaking hot dog!
- I’ll be standing right here just in case you’re looking for an Alpha dog.
- Your dog laughs at every joke being told. It must be a Chi-ha-ha breed.
- I’m just here looking for a little tail.
- What happens when you cross a dog with a phone? You get a golden receiver!
- Can I bury my bone in your hope?
