Find all the greatest, most funny and most beautiful pick up lines about… flowers!
Picture Dandelions, Lilies and Roses. All the beautiful plants that can only attempt to capture the loveliness and essence of your old-school love interest. Indeed, as sophisticated and modern ladies are in our contemporary world, most ladies still enjoy and adore the old ways of professing love and admiration. It never goes old to liken her ruddy lips to roses in bloom. Or her smile to be as bright as a dandelion in the morning sun. These pick up lines show you are attuned to your feminine side and not just trying to come off as a macho man. We know that this is hard to achieve for most men and this is why we decided to have a compilation of flower Pick up lines to show that lassie that you put in the extra work just to get her attention. These flower pick up lines come with a twist to make sure they aren’t the same cliché lines we all know. Throw in a little bit of charisma and creativity and you’ll be on the fast track to securing a romantic dinner with that beauty!
Find the best Flower pick up lines
- I I ever have a garden, I will put your two lips and my two lips together.
- Roses or Daisies my love?
- Roses have long stems, but I know something else that has a longer stem; want me to show you?
- Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
- I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
- Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown flower stem?
- My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
- You smell nice, like lavender.
- I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
- If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.
- You know what a bouquet really means to me? Group sex.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.
- Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.
- Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
- A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
- If I got a flower for every time I think about you, I would forever walk in an endless garden.
- Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
- Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
- If you were a flower in my garden, I’d pick you.
- Know what? I dig you, really!
- I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Even more good flower pick up lines
- Hi there, I came over here with a flower just to show it how beautiful you are.
- I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
- Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
- Although I can control the wind like I’m a god, don’t let that disturb you because I’ll be gentle with you.
- With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.
- Hey there little flower, I hope you’re not being bothered by this pine cone? If so, I can blow it away with my leaf blower.
- Hey baby, I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
- Your fragrance lights up my life.
- I’m just letting you know that I love you very mulch. Not a daisy goes by without me thinking about you.
- They say the earth laughs in flowers, it must really be happy when you were born.
- If you were any kind of flower, you would be a damnnndelion.
- Hi, is your name Daisy or Lily? Because you look as beautiful as a flower.
- Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
- Hey, I’m trapped in your rosebush. You are making me feel thorny.
- Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
- Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
- Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
- My rosebush or yours?
- Roses are red, violets are blue. You can be my 6 if I can be your 9.
- Flowers for you for being there when I rose to face my challenges.
- Like a bouquet of flowers tied with twine, you smell nice always.
- Hey baby, (give her 10 real roses and 1 plastic rose) 11 roses for you. I promise to love you until the last rose dies.
- Hi, how would you like to help me sow some seeds tonight?
- If you were a leaf blower, you would blow my brains out.
- If I had two hearts, both would beat for you.
- I have a huge reputation for being a mother plucker in bed.
- Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow. Both are beautiful but I prefer you.
- You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
- Hello darling, I never want you to leaf me.
- I love you a lily bit more every passing day.
- Honestly, I really lilac you.
Thats all the funny flower pick up lines for now!
That concludes our list of some incredible flower pick up lines. Flowers are a symbol of love or romance; don’t leave your flower bouquet naked without a nice quote or pick up line to accompany it. Luckily, this list has curated some of the best lines to can use to get your recipient swooning over you. Don’t forget to share this with your family and friends. Also, if you know other flower pick up lines, you can drop them in the comments section below.