Fruits often paint a picture in our minds; Running Juices! Well if that does not happen to you then let this perverted writer introduce you to a world of fruity goodness and fleshy satisfaction. Fruits are everything nice. They are healthy, delicious, juicy. Whether we are sucking on them, squeezing them, or eating them out of their rinds, fruits remind you of what you’d rather be doing to a person. From finding a good way to telling that girl that she has succulent melons to finding the right line to get the guy with the great big egg plant, we have got the best fruit Pick up lines on the net! Once you get started going through our collection, your creative juices will not be the only ones flowing in a matter of days. Head on down through the list to discover fun ways to make fruits get you a big bite of that forbidden fruit!!
The best Fruit Pick up lines
- We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.
- You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy
- How big does your squash grow?
- I’ll trade you two pineapples for a go at your cucumber.
- I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.
- How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?
- If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)
- We should plant seeds together, with my hoe cultivating your land – we’d have the best fruits.
- Anyone ever told you if you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEcumber?
- I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.
- Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. We could make a sumptuous farm-to-table meal.
- Here’s my number, kale me maybe?
- If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!
- If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter.
- Why are you so “a-peeling”? You’re probably a banana.
- It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?”
- I’m not trying to sweeten you out but honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”
- “Honeydew you know how sexy you look?”
- I hope you like dates cause I’m really looking forward to enjoying one with you.
- I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.
- “Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.”
- You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.
- I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a massive eggplant.
- Honeydew you eat a lot of mangoes? Cause you make a man-go crazy!
- I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.
- The apple don’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties..”
- “Hey, ever heard of this fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.”
- I’d say you’d be a fineapple if you were a fruit but you already know that.
- “I would be broken if you go, because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.”
- You my darling are one in a melon and in a berrylion.
- “You must be a farm lover because you´ve grown some nice melons.”
- Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.”
- Got any raisins? [No…] How about a date? You make my banana cream and I’m not talking about pies!
- Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.
- “Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?”I bet we´d make a cute pear.
- I love you from my head tomatoes
- Olive you so much even though it hurts.
- Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!
- I’m a doctor and I’m good at what I do. They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent
Those are a lovely bunch of coconuts. I’d like to have a taste of what’s inside.
Are you a frito cause you’re really corny. - I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it. (pull out a cucumber)
- How about we go back to my place and cook up something to write about on my food blog?
Find even more great Pick up lines with fruits
- We should definitely forage together when the rains come.
- How about we take advantage of the harvest season?
- I’d turn vegan for you.
- Let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich. I know I’d fill you nicely.
- You’ve got a peach of my heart.
- If you will be mine, I lime yours.
- I’ve bean thinking about you all day.
- I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.
- Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango!
- I am very passionate about keeping the peas (hold up a bag of peas) on earth.
- I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.
- I can’t wait to have you, we’d make a PEARfect couple!
- You are the berry best, you make my heart beet!
- Call me if you ever get hurt; I give lemon-aid!
- You should totally go on a date with me, I’ll make you cheery as a cherry!
- You are juice the cutest!
- If you were an apple in a large orchard, I would still pick you!
- I really like you so kiwi be friends?
- I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of shit.
- I hope you like carrots cause I’ve got a black belt in Carrate!
- Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.
- Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beet!
Amazing what you can do with fruits right? These are just some of the best fruit pick up lines we could come up with. You are welcome to select and use them as your own. If you know other good lines, you can share them with us in the comments section below.
