Lame Pick up lines

-Hello young lady, Is your name Google? Because I’ve truly been searching for you for a long time now. 

– Hello Milady, are you from Tennessee? Because in my eyes you’re the only ten I see.

– I really think I’m lost for real; can I get any directions to my destination, your heart?

– I believe your dad must be a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb

– I am an obvious thief, my mission, to steal your lovely heart 

– Hello sugar, did you come with coffee and cream in this package? Because sure you are my sugar. 

– Oh, I think I just lost my phone number, please can I have yours?

– Now tell me sincerely, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

– Let’s be adults please, if I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

– You’re so hot, I feel I just found the reason for global warming. 

– I’m so thirsty right now and boy do you look like lemonade.

– Shall we place a call to the bomb squad because you’re the bomb. 

– I lost my teddy, perhaps I can sleep with you?

More Lame Pick up lines

– Please, kindly step away from the bar? You’re literally melting the ice. 

– You must be a really high SAT score, because I honestly can’t wait to take you home and show you to my mother. 

– I sincerely feel that if you were indeed a potato, you’d be a sweet one. 

– I’m James Bond. Do you wanna bond?

– Do you have any idea on what will really look dashing in you? Well Me.

– Hey lady, do you by any chance remember me? (No) that’s because we met in my dreams. 

– I think you’re suffering from a serious deficiency of vitamin ME.

– your dad has got to be a jewel thief? Because you legit, look like a gem 

– I really really love my bed, but I can love yours too. 

– If you were a large green booger, I’d pick you over and over again. 

– Do you have any idea as to how I got these biceps? By knowing we would most definitely work out. 

– Did you seriously fart? Because you literally just blew me the heck away. 

– Do you have space pants on? Because your ass is outrageously out of control. 

– May I buy such a beautiful lady a drink or would you prefer cash?

– You honestly look like trash, no offence, can I take you out?

– Finally dear, I am here, now your wish has been granted. 

– I am in no way Fred Flintstone but I can surely make your bed rock. 

– I mistakenly misplaced my virginity, please can I have yours?

– Hello dear, why opt for the best when you can very easily have me. 

– If I flip a coin right now, what do you think are my chances of getting head?

– How does it genuinely feel like to be the most beautiful girl in a room?

– I’m currently gay but I swear you can make me straight. 

– Excuse me, I think I just dropped something, oh yea, my jaw.

– Hello, I think I just lost my underwear, I’m searching for it, can I see yours?

– So I heard from the walls that you have a really large crush on me. 

– Hi, I’m bored, please get on the stage and entertain me?

Don’t expect much from lame Pick up lines

We’re not sure where lame pickup lines started from, but how do you spin something full of pun and nonspecific compliment yet still make it bad enough that the other person is taken aback and perceives you as a shallow person? 

Though everyone is prone to making mistakes or in this case, dropping lame pickup lines, but knowing how to act after realizing your mistake is important . Just take a look at the Harry Potter pick up lines.

If you approach a Lady and drop a lame pickup line (which didn’t seem lame at the time you thought of it), it is only right for you to immediately adjust yourself and correct it. 

For instance, you say a cringey line and get a totally different reaction from the one you expected. Apologize quickly and ask for permission to take a seat, introduce yourself and maybe compliment the other person. If not, just walk away to save yourself from further embarrassment. 

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