Military Pick up lines
- If you let me, I will fight for your love like I would fight for my country.
- Would you like to make a trajectory at the point of intersection of our vectors?
- Target acquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
- You do look like a rebel. Do you want to mess with government property?
- There is one more person who wants you more than Uncle Sam.
- You do not have to do anything, you already have a REDCON status.
- Let us play war.
- They call me drill sergeant. Would you like to know why?
- Hey, I think you just spilled your camel pack on me.
- Do you think you are up for a little tactical insertion?
- Would you let me ride your torpedo?
- My sight is locked on you.
- Would you mind sharing my fox hole with me?
- Are you in the Air Force? Because you are hotter than F – 22A Raptor.
- Should you not be saving water by bathing with an airman?
- My base of fire needs an effective weapon like you to be complete.
- BOHICA
- BAMICS
- Am I allowed to attack your chow hall?
- Would you mind if I whisty tango all over your foxtrot?
- Would you permit me to prick your 119?
More Military Pick up lines
- Would you like to accompany me to a quiet, romantic beach on a moonlit night for na 5 – mile hike and two hundred push ups?
- Contact rear.
- Hey, one o’clock. I am coming in.
- Would you like to see my glow stick and PT with me?
- Do you happen to be a weapon? Because I am about to make you condition one.
- Would you like to swab my deck?
- I would love to swab your poop deck any day.
- I am a red head, so I am going to have to put you on fire watch.
- You did not need to say zero to make me freeze.
- Am I permitted to shoot some rounds centre mast?
- Would you like to be my AR 15 later tonight?
- Let us go practice our morale, you in?
- Do I tell you about the pink sock?
- Does your name happen to be Wagner?
- Would you mind if I zero your rifle? I would love to, if you let me.
- Is that your 60 or are you just happy to see me?
- Would you like to apply a light coat of CLP to my barrel?
- The only thing missing from your SL-3 is ME.