Military Pick up lines

Military Pick up lines

  • If you let me, I will fight for your love like I would fight for my country.
  • Would you like to make a trajectory at the point of intersection of our vectors?
  • Target acquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
  • You do look like a rebel. Do you want to mess with government property?
  • There is one more person who wants you more than Uncle Sam.
  • You do not have to do anything, you already have a REDCON status.
  • Let us play war. 
  • They call me drill sergeant. Would you like to know why?
  • Hey, I think you just spilled your camel pack on me.
  • Do you think you are up for a little tactical insertion?
  • Would you let me ride your torpedo?
  • My sight is locked on you.
  • Would you mind sharing my fox hole with me?
  • Are you in the Air Force? Because you are hotter than F – 22A Raptor.
  • Should you not be saving water by bathing with an airman?
  • My base of fire needs an effective weapon like you to be complete.
  • BOHICA
  • BAMICS
  • Am I allowed to attack your chow hall?
  • Would you mind if I whisty tango all over your foxtrot?
  • Would you permit me to prick your 119?

More Military Pick up lines

  • Would you like to accompany me to a quiet, romantic beach on a moonlit night for na 5 – mile hike and two hundred push ups?
  • Contact rear.
  • Hey, one o’clock. I am coming in.
  • Would you like to see my glow stick and PT with me?
  • Do you happen to be a weapon? Because I am about to make you condition one.
  • Would you like to swab my deck?
  • I would love to swab your poop deck any day.
  • I am a red head, so I am going to have to put you on fire watch.
  • You did not need to say zero to make me freeze.
  • Am I permitted to shoot some rounds centre mast?
  • Would you like to be my AR 15 later tonight?
  • Let us go practice our morale, you in?
  • Do I tell you about the pink sock?
  • Does your name happen to be Wagner?
  • Would you mind if I zero your rifle? I would love to, if you let me.
  • Is that your 60 or are you just happy to see me?
  • Would you like to apply a light coat of CLP to my barrel?
  • The only thing missing from your SL-3 is ME.