Pick up lines for girls

I was having a conversation with a couple of friends in a bar and somehow the issue of being asked out by a girl came up. In some rare display of oneness, every one of us was cool with the idea. I took particular note of Jerry’s response, “That’s a show of confidence” he said, “and it’s a very attractive quality. I like a woman who asks for what she wants, not just waiting around and expecting it.” He went on to say “I don’t mind the classic man – woman chase, I’m nostalgic for it even, but if a girl asks me out it’ll be awesome and I’m getting a date out of it.

The double standard society we live in tells us that men should always be the ones to make the first move to start a relationship, like it’s their responsibility. It’s a good thing we’ve started eradicating that ideology. The society has begun to evolve; it is now quite normal for a lady to make a move on a man she finds attractive without any fear of being judged or seen as being wrong. Some men even admire and respect ladies who can walk up to a man and try to ‘pick him up’ and handle herself properly.

Now that the ladies are stepping up and changing the status quo, the guys are definitely read to be propositioned. However, whatever that is worth doing is worth doing well. So with that, here are a few pickup lines for you girls; rest assured that you’ll be able to sweep any guy off his feet with them.  

  • So, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my ex without asking why?
  • If you were a vegetable, Boy, you’d be a cute-cumber
  • I’m pretty sure your license got suspended for driving girls crazy?
  • Hi, I might be wasted on this drinks but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be too.
  • Hello, a fine young man you are, I’m compiling a phone book, can I get your number?
  • What’s a nice guy like you doing all by yourself with a body like that?
  • Crack is addictive but I don’t think it’s as sweet as those lips.
  • I’ve decided to quit smoking, would you give me a new oral fixation?
  • Boy, you must be the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box, you’re looking “Great!”
  • It’s not the drink, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • Boy, are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
  • You need no keys to drive me crazy.
  • Are you a smoke detector? Cause you’re really loud and annoying.
  • Your muscular body is like wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • You must be a catcher, cause you definitely caught my eye!
  • I could hear your cock talking, it’s calling out to me
  • Please sir, you need to step away from the bar, you’re so hot you’re melting all the ice.
  • Oh boy, you’re so hot even a firefighter wouldn’t be able to put you out.
  • If you’re as sweet as candy I would lick you like a lollypop.
  • If you’re hunting then I‘m game.
  • I hear a lot about men with big feet. I’d like to confirm the myth
  • You must be a magician cos everyone else disappears whenever I look at you.
  • Have we met? You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • Touch me, do you know what I’m made of? Girlfriend material.
  • For some reason, I was feeling a bit off all day but then you came along, and you definitely turned me on.
  • Is it hot in here or is all that hotness from you?
  • Somebody better call the cops on this guy, it must be illegal to look that good!
  • Hey mister, you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Sorry, were you just talking to me, No? Well, please do start.
  • I’m lost, would you give me directions to your heart?
  • Aside from being so hot and sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Did the sun come out or is your smile this bright?
  • Can I follow you home? I want know where his royal hotness sleeps.
  • I’m not be a genie, but I can definitely make your dreams come true.
  • Is this a museum or a bar? Look at those muscles, you truly are a work of art.
  • Take me to a hospital, I just broke my leg falling for the man in front of me.
  • Hey mystery man, if I give you my heels, would you step into my life?
  • Daddy used to say that life is like a deck of cards, he’s right and you must be the king of hearts.
  • Hello handsome, I’m writing an essay on the finer things of life and I think I need to interview you.
  • Sorry to bother you mister, could you empty you pockets? I think you just stole my heart.
  • Let me give you a little heads up, you might be asked to leave. I hear you’re making the other men look unattractive.

Quick tip:  The society might have evolved but that isn’t true for everyone, some guy may choose to be a jerk simple because a lady is making a move on him, but that is rare in this time and age. However, my dear lady, you might want to be careful when using the very suggestive lines. This is so you don’t come off as desperate or something.