Potato pick up lines


Whether cooked, fried or roasted, you have to admit that potatoes are very sweet. These tubers do not just taste sweet, they provide you a lot of nutrients. So, why everyone might not be sold on the idea of potato pick up lines, you probably have that one person who will appreciate it when you use these lines on him/her. With the right application of the pick up lines you’ll find in this article, you can just have a sweet boy draping all over you by the time the day is over. Carefully apply our potato pick up lines and you can just have that girl with all the rounds hanging across your arm all day. Potato pick up lines are plenty of fun, like the ones we have compiled in this list. With these lines, your pick up game is a sure 100%. We have searched for the best potato pick up lines and compiled them for your pleasure. Read on and dig for the ones you enjoy best. Have fun at it!

All the best potato pick up lines

  • Do you like potatoes? Then I’m sure you want to get mashed?
  • You are a fine potato; you have been baking my mind all day long.
  • If you were a potato, I would only eat potatoes every single day of my life.
  • Baby, you have stolen my heart and I want to hit you down low like a tuber.
  • If you were a potato, you would be the sweet type.
  • Hey potato, how about I have you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
  • Hey baby, you must be a sweet potato; I find you so a-peeling.
  • I’m sure you are the sweetness in potato.
  • I feel like popping you with my potato gun because you are so hot.
  • Come be with me girl, I want to prod you with my huge potato.
  • Let’s ride around town in my comfy potato t-Uber.
  • If I played a game of hot potato, I would lose every time because I wouldn’t be able to let you go.
  • Hey baby, are you potato soup? Because I think you’re souper.
  • Two potatoes walked in a bar; one male and the other female. The male potato turned to the female one and whispered something in her ears. Would you like to hear what he said?
  • Hi, my potato would fit perfectly in your exhaust pipe.
  • I’m really into toes. I would love to lick your potaTOES.
  • Nice spuds you got there.
  • Your nice and delicious face makes me want to dig in and eat you up.
  • Hey, you have been floating through my mind like fries in a deep fryer.
  • I see you and I immediately know you are delicious. Can I get a taste of you?
  • I’m not sure if this is real, but I never want you to leave. You’re just too sweet.
  • Now, I think I need to call a dentist because of your sweetness.
  • If you were a type of potato chips, you would give LAYS potato chips serious competition.
  • I never knew this whole new world existed until I met you. You’re like Colombus to my potato.
  • You look ravishing, like a bag of Lays potato chips to a famished soldier.
  • What’s the future of our relationship? It will last so long, we will ferment and be made into vodka.
  • Seeing you makes me want to just put some ketchup on you and eat you up like French fries.
  • I want to scoop you like mashed potatoes?
  • Hey baby, you make me wanna keep to time, are you a potato clock?
  • You are a master in the art of spuduction. It’s why I’m so attracted to you.
  • You got some starch in you. I can already feel something stiffening in my pants.
  • My potatoes need some mashing. Handle me rough.
  • You’re different from the other potatoes that come by, you’re a sweet one.
  • Have you eaten any potato ever? You’re the sweetest.
  • Can you feel my support? I’m always rooting for you.
  • Know what would really mash my heart? It would be you rejecting my feelings for you.

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That concludes our list of potato pick up lines that are sure to get you the girl/guy you are crushing on; I hope we didn’t make a mash of it. With these lines, you are ready to go, just make sure that you say it like you mean it, and remember to smile. If you know any other pick up lines, please suggest them in the comments section down below. Thank you for reading through. Now go be a nice potato!