Quagmire Pick up Lines

Quagmire pick up lines for you to use!

Quagmire is one of the most famous persons from the series Family Guy. He is famous for always using pick up lines to get a lot of girls. Here we have collected some of the best Quagmire Pick up lines.

Overview of Quagmire Pick up Lines

  • Look, I’m wasted, but the condom in my back pocket doesn’t have to be.
  • I’d look good on you, for real. Quagmire has always been the ultimate accessory.
  • I’m a sperm donor, you need anything?
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you’ve just taken my breath away.
  • An amazing dress you’ve got right there. Can I take you out of It?
  • I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Do you know how to count? Good. Then count on spending the night together with me.
  • I’m just curious and have to ask: Do you be screaming or moaning when I go in?
  • If I could reposition the alphabets, I’m gonna put U and I together.
  • Giggity giggity giggity, let’s get wet and dirty!
  • I’m looking for someone really bad. So … are you really bad?
  • Your pants look like they are made of Windex. No wonder I see myself in them.
  • Your lips look so lonely. How about you let them meet mine?
  • You must be a Parking ticket cause all I see is Fine written all over you.
  • Do I have to tell you what Megan’s Law says about This?
  • OMG! I’m so sorry, I didn’t know that wasn’t a braille named tag.
  • Hey, hold up, you just dropped something … my jaw!
  • So, you ladies ever been penetrated, eh? 
  • Would you hold anything against me if I said you have a beautiful body?
  • So sad. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately; I think it really needs an urgent mouth-to-mouth?

Even more Quagmire Pick up lines

  • If you don’t believe in love at first site then I’ll walk by again.
  • I make more money than you can actually spend.
  • Do you mind giving me some fries to go with that shake?
  • That dress looks good on you, but it’d be much better on the floor next to my bed.
  • I’d like to see your tan lines.
  • If I were you, I’d bugger me.
  • That dress is really becoming on you. But if I were on you, I’d be coming too, you know.
  • Your lips look like it needs a message. My lips was trained for that purpose, dear.
  • I’m not trying to pressure you into having sex with me. I don’t want to do anything without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
  • I’m about to conduct a survey on vaginas. Would you mind being my first?
  • This might sound weird, but you remind me of my lost bicycle. Can I ride you all night long?
  • Okay, so aside from being so sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  • You want to know what has 36 teeth and holds back my massive rocket? My zipper.
  • I just discovered you are a thief. Now give me back my heart!
  • Do you wanna come to Quargmire, or would you rather have Quagmire come into you?