Russia Pick up lines

 

Overview of Russia Pick up lines

  • Is your mom a thief? She stole the stars from the skies and placed them in your eyes.
  • Were your pants made By Vladimir Lenin? Because they’re causing a protest in mine.
  • Want to make a Union together? Let’s ball.
  • You know, I can’t spell gulag without u.
  • I want to flip you over, fill you with rum, and drink it all out.
  • Isn’t a hot dog a sweet sandwich?
  • Fancy some roulette? I’ve heard it’s a bang over here.
  • Would you like to meet Trump? I could set you up in my room.
  • What you think of Putin? How about me Putin my angry horse in your barn, if you understand?
  • I don’t have the biggest guns, but I have a million tiny soldiers waiting for you.
  • Your body is polished like this machine gun baby. Let’s rub them together.
  • No beauty more than you.
  • Come with me, and I’ll let you share my drink.
  • I can do with your body what Moscow did with Ukraine.
  • Baby, can I know you?
  • Have you ever met a handsome young man by the station?
  • Your mom needs a son-in-law?.. Can I help out?
  • Your eyes drove me crazy, and if I don’t see you soon, my heart will stop.
  • Your eyes have a magic that traps.
  • You smiled so beautifully that I lost my sense of direction.
  • Hey babes, was it painful? … I mean when you fell from heaven?
  • Hi dear, it is so amazing that we met now and I’m at peace. Can you give me your number?

More great Russian Pick up lines

  • If you agreed to be my woman I would give up cussing for the rest of my life.
  • You know, I feel that we have a cosmic connection.
  • Can I make love to your lips?
  • You have amazing legs.
  • See your eyes like the stars.
  • I miss my teddybear. Will you come to bed with me?
  • I think you’re so sweet.
  • Nice arse girl.
  • You’re just using me for sex. But I don’t mind.
  • You are my soulmate, everyday.
  • Want to come to my place and play bouncy bouncy?
  • Are you trying to chat me up? Be direct.
  • Kiss me baby, let me taste you.
  • Does my ass look big in this darling?
  • Do you fancy a skinny dip? Just us naked.
  • I will miss you terribly.
  • I only see you love.
  • Do you have a boyfriend?
  • You look stunning in that dress.
  • What is your star sign? Let’s align,
  • My love, my woman, sweetheart, my angel, my sun.
  • It was love at first touch.
  • Your eyes are like the moon, I get lost in them.
  • You make me feel like no other woman could. Please Marry me now.
  • Let’s make love through the night.
  • I want you only.
  • Do you take the pill? Let’s check if it works.
  • I have fallen in love with you totally.
  • I’m heels over head in love- see my confusion.
  • I have a crush on you.
  • You have a great figure lady.