Overview of Russia Pick up lines
- Is your mom a thief? She stole the stars from the skies and placed them in your eyes.
- Were your pants made By Vladimir Lenin? Because they’re causing a protest in mine.
- Want to make a Union together? Let’s ball.
- You know, I can’t spell gulag without u.
- I want to flip you over, fill you with rum, and drink it all out.
- Isn’t a hot dog a sweet sandwich?
- Fancy some roulette? I’ve heard it’s a bang over here.
- Would you like to meet Trump? I could set you up in my room.
- What you think of Putin? How about me Putin my angry horse in your barn, if you understand?
- I don’t have the biggest guns, but I have a million tiny soldiers waiting for you.
- Your body is polished like this machine gun baby. Let’s rub them together.
- No beauty more than you.
- Come with me, and I’ll let you share my drink.
- I can do with your body what Moscow did with Ukraine.
- Baby, can I know you?
- Have you ever met a handsome young man by the station?
- Your mom needs a son-in-law?.. Can I help out?
- Your eyes drove me crazy, and if I don’t see you soon, my heart will stop.
- Your eyes have a magic that traps.
- You smiled so beautifully that I lost my sense of direction.
- Hey babes, was it painful? … I mean when you fell from heaven?
- Hi dear, it is so amazing that we met now and I’m at peace. Can you give me your number?
More great Russian Pick up lines
- If you agreed to be my woman I would give up cussing for the rest of my life.
- You know, I feel that we have a cosmic connection.
- Can I make love to your lips?
- You have amazing legs.
- See your eyes like the stars.
- I miss my teddybear. Will you come to bed with me?
- I think you’re so sweet.
- Nice arse girl.
- You’re just using me for sex. But I don’t mind.
- You are my soulmate, everyday.
- Want to come to my place and play bouncy bouncy?
- Are you trying to chat me up? Be direct.
- Kiss me baby, let me taste you.
- Does my ass look big in this darling?
- Do you fancy a skinny dip? Just us naked.
- I will miss you terribly.
- I only see you love.
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- You look stunning in that dress.
- What is your star sign? Let’s align,
- My love, my woman, sweetheart, my angel, my sun.
- It was love at first touch.
- Your eyes are like the moon, I get lost in them.
- You make me feel like no other woman could. Please Marry me now.
- Let’s make love through the night.
- I want you only.
- Do you take the pill? Let’s check if it works.
- I have fallen in love with you totally.
- I’m heels over head in love- see my confusion.
- I have a crush on you.
- You have a great figure lady.