Shark Pick up lines

The great collection with the best Shark Pick up lines 

Shark pick up lines are the ideal pick up lines for those who love marine life or visiting water amusement parks like the Sea World and aquarium. Next time you are with that hot guy or guy who loves marine life then hit them up with these clever shark pick up lines. They are so funny that your prey will easily get impressed and fall for the bait. There are all sort of shark pick up lines. Some are straight to the point while are just funny and would be inappropriate to use when with your date. As a result, be careful not to try to school your mate with the wrong shark pick up line and miss the point all together. However, your technical approach is all that matters. Therefore, if you miss the point once in a while, just keep swimming for there’s more sharks in the sea. 

Overview of Shark Pick up lines 

  • If you were mine, I would kiss your coral lips all day.
  • Why does your break say no when your heart says yes?
  • You are so cute. I wish I could turn myself inside out and digest you.
  • I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.
  • Are you on seafood diet? Coz every time you see food, you eat it.
  • I have been looking for you all my life. You must be Shark.
  • You make me feel like shark, because when I see you I want to swallow you.
  • You are so hot that you turn all the shell fishes red. 
  • I would like to take you home to see my catfish. 
  • What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this!
  • What if I say, I’m not like the otters?

More funny Shark Pick up lines 

  • What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would melt just like you melt my heart.
  • Should we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
  • What a beautiful specimen! So aquatic.
  • Shark you be mine?
  • Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d consider.
  • Wanna try yawing style?
  • Have you ever thought of making seafood palette? Bring your mussels to my place and I’ll show you the trick. 
  • You have a very sexy body. Guppy style will be good with you.
  • Can I have my tadpoles swim to your pond?
  • Wanna hold my eel? Pay me a visit and you’ll have it all day long.
  • It would be great creating some adorable little hatching with you.
  • Tonight I want to swim in your pond. 
  • Sharks don’t always ink, but I’d make you ink tonight. 
  • They don’t call me a sperm-shark for nothing.
  • Most people call me Portuguese man-of-war, but I’m just a jellyfish of love.
  • There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
  • Dating a shark is the greatest thing I’ve ever wished for. You present me with that opportunity.