Shrek Pick up lines

The best Shrek Pick up lines

Shrek films have been the source of entertainment for both kids and adults for years. Shrek movies have withstood the test of times due to the hidden adult humor in the Shrek films. Subtle references to drugs, sex and other adult stuff are communicated in humor making parents enjoy the dirty jokes without the knowledge of the kids. In particular, there are quotes within the Shrek movies that act as sexual innuendo. Such quotes are lost on the kids but will definitely give the adults a laugh. In addition, the play writers have hidden sexual connotations inside the names of the characters of the Shrek actors. Shrek lovers will give you thousands of reasons why they are not stopping watching Shrek movies any soon. Using the donkey, which is not only hilarious, but also annoying and greedy sets Shrek movies apart. In addition, kids love the unparalled soundtracks which are unique and entertaining. As the kids as immersed in the animations and the soundtracks, adults enjoy sex jokes that are hammered in humorous comments and references. At the same time, references to drugs are made so subtly that adults can chuckle while the kids are left at bay.  

Shrek pick up lines are all you need when you are relaxing at home with your other significant half especially in the evening when the kids are around. These pick up lines have subtle references to sex that kids will not understand. So if you always have to send the kids away to throw in a sex joke, then these Shrek pick up lines are for you. Next time you are served dinner in that kind of revealing cloth and you get aroused, don’t shy off mentioning it because the little ones are around. Leave your partner gasping in delight with these Shrek pick up lines while at the same time leaving the kids none the wiser. 

Overview of Shrek Pick up lines 

  • Will you be my shrekintine?
  • You have to shrekle this to the next lad.
  • I can’t believe you just shrieked my heart to bits.
  • I am glad it is all ogre now.
  • I love shadow the hedgehog, but I love you more.
  • Lord nearquad, lord farquad, lord wherever you arequad.
  • In my heart you are an allstar.
  • We just had shrex.
  • I love how shrektacular you look.
  • Like I always say, better in you than outside you.
  • My love for you has many layers like an onion.
  • You know I have always been head ogre heels for you.
  • I’m head ogre heels for you, call me shrek.
  • I’ll all ogre you by midnight.
  • I don’t beleeiv in onion at first sight.
  • How many times do I need to walk back in your dirshrektion?
  • We have to take of a couple of layers.

If you want to use some of these lines then you could as well just get dressed like the green troll like they do here!

Even more pick up lines inspired by the green troll

  • You are so shreksi and I’ve fallen accidentally in love.
  • You can invade my swamp.
  • I’m told you shrekled to the guy who was seated on the left. That’s why I came.
  • You’re surely shrieking my heart to bits.
  • I love shadow the hedgehog, but I love you more.
  • Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME that you are hot and I confirmed it today.
  • I feel better in you than out of you as I always say.
  • My love for you is like an onion. Multilayered. 
  • I’m going to be all ogre you tonight.
  • You can invade my swamp.
  • My love for you is all ogre now.
  • Aside from the nose, I have other things that grow.
  • My love for you won’t be ogre until it’s ogre.
  • I was told to stop loving you but I said ogre my dead body.
  • Tonight I’m gonna Shwreck your buttho.
  • Shrek is life, shrek is love. That’s why I want you.
  • With you I can’t contain my ogreasms.
  • The arrow in my butt won’t be the only thing quivering tonight.
  • Looks like you want some shrex so lets go home.
  • I’m gonna ogreasm all over you baby.
  • If we were home, I’d let you into my swamp. 
  • Our relationship will never be ogre.
  • If I were a movie I would want to be shrek coz you’d love watching me. 
  • Hey baby, you are like the shrek star. So shreksy