Looking for football and soccer pick up lines? Then look no further! Here they come.
Football and Soccer Pick up Lines
- Are you Ashley Young? The way you sped into my heart is amazing.
- Are you David Beckham? Come let’s practice some free kicks from the bed.
- Are you sure you’re not Messi? You got me dribbling all over you tonight.
- Are you Suarez? I can let you bite me all night.
- I am Valdes. I can teach you to handle balls like a pro.
- Tonight baby, I can be Spain and you can be Wales. I mean I’m gonna screw you hard!
- I am a footsie pro because I play football all the time.
- May I be one of the guys in your box?
- May I shoot a few times at your goal?
- Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some good head dear.
- Did you know I’m the Ronaldinho of lovers? But I’ll never dribble you.
- Did you know how good you look in short pants?
- Do you play soccer? I think I’m gonna score some tonight.
- Don’t worry honey, I don’t Bite, I’m no Suarez.
- Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? I can score from any angle
- Don’t say you have a boyfriend. That there is a goalie doesn’t mean I can’t score.
- Hey boy, are you Vincent? Because I really need your Company tonight.
- Hey, baby. I swear I can get you wet without using my hands.
- You know in soccer we can’t score with hands but my head is good.
- I can bet you only play soccer because you’re a keeper.
- I can play any position in soccer but my favorite is striking because I get to score a lot of goals.
- I can be Arsenal and you can be Chelsea. I’m just saying tonight, I am gonna screw you hard.
Even more football and soccer Pick up lines
- I can curve it better than beckham. Come lay back let’s try.
- I can do 90 minutes without break and if there’s need for extra time, I’ll only need your milk.
- I score more than the average soccer player. Try a few of my shots.
- I got the hands of god and some other body parts from the devil. But when I use them on you, you’ll feel like you are at the Champion league final.
- I know you love playing soccer, but would you play a soccer lover?
- I like Ronaldo, but I’d like to get Real Messi with you on your back.
- Like Ballack, I want to practice some penalty kicks with you.
- I must say you’re much more beautiful than the beautiful game.
- I would like to see you alone in the locker room without the fans and coaches and players.
- Let’s get some action, I want you shooting in my post.
- If you take off your shirt I won’t give you a yellow card.
- I’m at my best during extra time.
- I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top mostly but I’ll finish fourth.
- If you were a soccer ball, I would learn how to play with your body perfectly.
- Baby if you were a soccer ball, I would never shoot. For I would always miss you.
- Is your name Van Persie? Because you’re Robin my heart.
