Tea Pick Up Lines

Tea Pick Up Lines

Is your dream girl a tea lover? We have exactly what you need to melt her heart. Tea lovers are a breed like any other. They love their tea whether served in the morning or in a cold evening. As she sips her warm beverage and her body is warm, you can strike a conversation and woo her heart. These pick up lines are so hot and unique that they will make your crush laugh and turn the kettle on. Next time you are to a tea joint and you notice a cute girl, approach her and start of the conversation using these tea themed pick up lines. 

Funny and clever tea pick up lines

  • Can we go to my place and have some tea?
  • You are so hot, but will you have some hot tea?
  • This hot cup of tea reminded me to ask you if you are hot in bed. 
  • I always thought that my cup of tea is the only hot thing until I met you. 
  • I may not be your cup of tea but you can still love me. 
  • I like you like I like my tea, sweet like hell. 
  • You and my tea have one thing in common: hot and comforting. 
  • You are so pretea. Will you have some tea?
  • Are you earl grey? You look like hot tea. 
  • That tea bag in your pocket would look prettier in my pant. 
  • Will you come over to my place and have hot tea before bedroom croquet?
  • Do you like this jasmine tea where each leaf is hand tied into a butterfly? That’s how I want to be into bondage with you. 
  • Could you be the honey to my tea?
  • You tea-se me.
  • You are hot and British, like my tea. 
  • I’ve always believed you are my cup of tea. 
  • If you come for sleep over at my place, I will treat you as my breakfast tea: served hot in the morning. 
  • Can I dump my tea in your harbor tonight?
  • Did you say two teaspoons? Luckily I’m a good spooner. 
  • Hey, take this cup of tea because you are such a hot-tea. 
  • Were you a tea leaf previously? Because you are so pre-tea. 
  • Would you be interested in having a cup of tea in my bedroom? It is such an irrestible place.
  • That outfit makes you tea-rrribly gorgeous. 
  • I’m wondering what the best tea for the most beau-tea-ful girl on earth could be.