Tree Pick up lines

Tree Pick Up Lines

 Is the girl of your dream fun-loving with adventurous outlook in life? Taking her to a date in the forest full of trees can make the date be special to her. Trees can be really quite scenic and she will love it. There are lots of things that are fun about trees and you will both have a good time there are wish it lasted longer. Starting a conversation with her and wooing her to accept the date can be quite challenging. That is the reason we have searched the net and compiled some of the best tree pick up lines to introduce yourself and invite for a date. Enjoy!

Funny tree pick up lines

  • Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love. 
  • If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees. 
  • You must be an environmentalist because you are so eco-friendly. 
  • If you were a tree hugger would you mind some wood?
  • If you were a tree, you would be an evergreen. From the first time I saw you; you have been looking this good. 
  • Allow me call you a cherry tree, but not because of those fruits on your chest. 
  • If you were a tree and I were a squirrel I would store my nuts in your hole. 
  • You may fall from a tree, but the coolest way to fall would be to fall for me. 
  • I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree. 
  • If you are looking for a tree topper then you have me because people say I am a star on top. 
  • If you were a maple tree, I would tap you. 
  • Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it. 
  • You must be a tree planting hero because you inspire me to plant my seeds in your garden. 
  • You are like an endangered redwood tree to me: strong and tall. Can I hug you?
  • If you were a tree, I would conduct research to recycle you so that we could go on several dates. 
  • You are like an incredible natural forest that needs to be saved from industrialization because you are such a beauty. 
  • Are you a tree? Because I care about you. 
  • I’m told trees prevent global warming. How about we start a tree planting project with you? 
  • Are you a wood product that keeps the house cool in the summer and warm in the winter? Because I want to have you in my house. 
  • Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you. 
  • I bet trees stop and look at you in awe. 
  • This place doesn’t have plenty of trees. Mind taking a shower with me to conserve water?
  • You are so cool. I bet you help the trees prevent global warming.
  • Were it not for you and the trees all the ice in the poles would have melted. You are so cool.