Vampires are one of the most popular characters due to the many movies, books, and TV shows. If you have watched some of the most romantic vampire movies such as Twilight and True Blood, then you will agree with me that vampires are incredibly romantic and sexy. Most vampires emerged at a time when courtly manners and wit were highly prized and as such are attracted to people who are debonair and suave. They are extremely picky when it comes to mates. Therefore, to score with them you’ve got to show you are confident and classy.
Overview of funny and scary Vampire Pick up lines
- Not really, I’m serious. I turn into an animal in bed.
- I’m the best cougar you’ll ever have, just 500 years old.
- Do you want to go out for a bite?
- Despite being real devil in the sheets, I’m a vampire in the streets.
- Are you just happy to see me or are those your fangs?
- There’s a hunger in me that I’ve never felt my whole life.
- Let’s make a party because we both suck.
- Now that they say my blood is the sweetest, do you want to taste the rest of me?
- Given a chance, I’ll suck life out of you.
- Either there’s a scab on your arm or you are happy to see me.
- Your eyes share on thing in common with my skin; they both sparkle in the sun.
- I wish you could join me for a bite.
- When he met me, he asked, ‘didn’t I attend your funeral?’
- I’d bite you if I were a vampire.
- How are you, sweet fang?
- I can promise you an eternity since they say diamond is forever.
- Kissing your rosebud lips will only be one bite. But if you want another, you can let me hug you.
- My favorite twilight movie is: Call me batty, but I think this is love at first bite.
- I prefer the real thing, so I’ll buy you a stake sandwich with a bloody Mary.
- If you let me, I’ll show you a bloody good time. Because you sound English.
- Let me make your heart beat again.
- Would you like to be immortal, for just one night?
More of Vampire Pick up lines
- I am not going to impale you with a stake. Relax.
- Just to get one kiss from you, I’d take a thousand bites.
- The way you haunt my dreams, I believe you are a ghost.
- You look a little thirsty when you look at me; are you a vampire?
- You’ll be seeing three reflections in the mirror if you spend another hour with me.
- I would seriously hold it against you if you told me I have a beautiful corpse.
- Am I sensing simple lust or bloodlust?
- Let’s give the children of the night some competition.
- What your sexiness is making me want to whip out is not a crucifix.
- Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you because you are so beautiful.
- Is it true that lady vampires really know how to suck?
- I am tempted to take a thousand bites just to get another kiss from you.
- There is room for two in my coffin. Want to come?
- What they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth is true.
- Do you want to stay up all night with me?
- I’ll make you forget Cleopatra.
- You can enter me anytime, you have the permission.
- That cape would look nice on the floor near my bed.
- You’d be dead by now if you weren’t so prototype.
- Your life will suck… with me.
- You are so hot that you make my blood boil, like the sun.
- You are so beautiful you make my heart stop.
- You look good enough to be eaten.
- You literally look dead sexy.
- Batty, that’s what you drive me.
- Will you turn into a long hard bat for me?
- Do you want to know what I turn into past midnight?
- My teeth keep thinking about your neck. I wonder what’s wrong with them.
- Lasting power means rigor mortis.
- I can’t wait to see what you are going to turn into at midnight.
- Luckily we aren’t in a horror movie because the prettiest girl always goes first.
- There is nothing human left in me.
- Your boobs would be double A’s if they were a blood type.
- I’d suck you if you were blood.
- You’d be my favorite if you were a blood type.
- If you were a vampire, we would do some necking.
- I not only want to suck your blood but also your toes.
- I love girls who have brains but not in the way of a zombie.
- I am thinking of sucking the life out of you; maybe I’ll do it tomorrow.
- Come join me for a bite.
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That’s all vampire pick up lines for now!
Women generally love vampires for specific reasons. Firstly, they are loaners and so women believe they have all the time in the world. In addition, vampires require no commitment and therefore can take up the entirety of a woman’s day. Also, vampires are always impeccably dressed with a nice complexion and perfect hair. The fact that vampires love necking, the sweet spot, and rough enough to draw blood can’t seem to stop girls from loving vampires. In addition, vampires are occasionally moody keeping things exciting and fresh. Apart from that they are soft-spoken, smooth and suave and women eat it up. They are able to even convince women that it’s cool sucking blood. The ability to search forever to find her dream girl making women feel they are going to be with them for life. The list can be long and longer.
If you are aware that hot girl is into vampires, it is important to have a repertoire of vampire pick up lines so that you can probably impress and work things out. Try them on that hot bloodsucker girlfriend and you’ll be surprised at how fast you’ve snagged her. Hit it in the spot and have the girl craving for you like cold blood with these vampire pick up lines:
